I have a lot of feels over this
I thought this was setting up for a joke.
NO PLEASE MY OW
omg no just imagine him saying ‘i’m gonna get you out of here. i promise.’
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
Reasons I always wear black:
- It’s slimming.
- It matches everything.
- It’s badass.
- I eat food like a fucking animal, so I need a shade that won’t show all the barbecue sauce and chocolate syrup I’m bound to spill everywhere.
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*
He’s becoming self-aware…Disney’s gonna have to handle that.
Remember the last time a Disney character became aware?
And he was never seen again.
#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment